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Book Club Candle

Book Club Candle

Meet me out back by the dumpster

Because that's where I host my weekly book club. Entry fee is a 40 and a bag of spicy pork rinds. There's generally two or three of us and we intelligently discuss the latest local mug shot newspapers. You'd be surprised at the poetry and word play in some of those. Don't believe me? Fine. Go back to reading your cereal boxes in the tub, hater.

Front Reads:

Smells like why. Oh yeah, wine.

I'm in like four book clubs and I only read cereal boxes.

Back Reads:

Pairs well with gossip

And wine

And more wine

Scented: Wine and paperbacks

Net Weight: approximately 17oz.

Burn Time: 60 hours

Note: Because all candles are handmade no two candles are identical.

Details
SKU KON12011
Weight 1.15 lbs
UPC: 045399163677
 
Our price: $25.99
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