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Social Anxiety Candle

Social Anxiety Candle

I'm *cough* super sick

Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.

Front Reads:

Smells like a list of pre-planned excuses

Are you kidding me? I really did break my glass eye and set the waterbed on fire.

Back Reads:

I have Ebola

My hamster ran away

I just found out I'm a hologram

Scented: Vodka vitamin water

Net Weight: approximately 17oz.

Burn Time: 60 hours

Note: Because all candles are handmade no two candles are identical.

Details
SKU KON12010
Weight 1.15 lbs
UPC: 045399159960
 
Our price: $23.99
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