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The 5th Year Candle

The 5th Year Candle

5th year?

You mean my victory lap! Yeah, that's right. My parents totally don't get it, but I'm learning mad skills right now. Shotgun a beer in less than 30 seconds? Yep. While doing a cartwheel? Check. Know every Four Loko flavor blindfolded? You know I do. Push off loans and avoid getting a real job? What it's all about, bro.

Front Reads:

Smells like re-taking classes and crushing debt

And lots of keg stands

Back Reads:

Victory lap!

Not ready for real life

Thinking of a 6th year

Scented: Pseudo craft beer

Net Weight: approximately 17oz.

Burn Time: 60 hours

Note: Because all candles are handmade no two candles are identical.

Details
SKU KON12008
Weight 1.15 lbs
UPC: 045399163745
 
Our price: $25.99
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