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Weird Teachers Soap

Weird Teachers Soap

Ahem. Hello eager learners!

Please pay close attention while I scrape this chalk down the chalkboard to introduce myself. I'm that one weird teacher who has an almost exclusively corduroy wardrobe that hasn't otherwise seen the light of day since 1968. And my hair! Yes, I do actually have to travel back in a time to find a hair stylist who can create this classic look. But a quick warning! No talking out of turn or you'll find yourself sitting through lunch period in my empty classroom watching me slurp noodles out of a heated plaid thermos.

Front Reads:

Scented with odd mannerisms and orange corduroy

But nine times out of ten they're still your favorite

Back Reads:

Enhances high-pitched throat clearing

Increases traction for squeaky chalk

Sketchy thermos contents

Scented: Spiked apple juice

Net Weight: 6oz.

Note: Because all soaps are handmade no two bars are identical.

Details
SKU KON11994
Weight 0.40 lbs
UPC: 687437825989
 
Our price: $9.99
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