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I Don't Math Soap

I Don't Math Soap

Sorry, people

I don't math. So quit asking me dumb things like how long has it been since I graduated and will you get the tip. Hello? How the F should I know how much to tip? I mean, I'm not a jerk, so I typically just match the amount on the check, plus a few more tens. And I'm pretty sure I'm doing it right. I always get fantastic service.

Front Reads: 
Smells like tipping fifty bucks on a thirty-dollar check
But really, is anyone complaining?

Back Reads:
Numbers give me hives 
This is why calculators exist 
And fingers... and toes

Scented: Key Lime Pie
Net Weight: 6oz.

Note: Because all soaps are handmade no two bars are identical.

 
Details
SKU KON11979
Weight 0.40 lbs
UPC: 045399159847
 
Our price: $11.99
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